pity sex

What men will settle for after whimpering and wheedling and begging. No confirmed sightings, probbly an urban legend.

Pity Sex Gladly Accepted --T-Shirt.

by Buce August 7, 2005

Pity pot

Sitting on a pity pot is the same thing as sitting on a pity potty, but sounds slightly more mature.
Both involve feeling really sorry for oneself.

Tom: "He just sits on his pity pot all day long."

Dick: "Yes, and cries crocodile tears too."

Harry: "How sad."

Tom & Dick: "Don't encourage him!!!"

by astridstone April 19, 2008

pity whore

someone who begs for other peoples pity when no one wants to give it to them. they feel sorry for themselves and expect everyone else to feel sorry for them too.

Sarah, a very ugly girl, told all of her friends at lunch about how someone said she was ugly. She was hoping that everyone would pity her and tell her that she was the most beautiful person ever because she is a pity whore.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

pity-praise

It means praising someone out of sympathy for him/her to not get hurt about something.

Don't pity-praise Harvey for how he prepared the party, it's not even that good.

by ShallowRavine January 31, 2018

Pity Friend

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.

I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.

by NeonPsycho September 8, 2019

Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

Pity Spitty

When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.

Edison laughed when Ryan was describing what he hadn't eealised was a pity spitty

by Jedly2311 February 1, 2015