cautious! highly contagious - they are infected by the sassy man apocalypse. percys are filled with sass and addicted to bullying. beware they might as for a kiss as a bait to turn u into a percy.
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
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fullmetal alchemist fan: WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY GOT PERCY JACKSON SYNDROME!
non fan: how so?
fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother
non fan: how so?
fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother
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