Chocolate Payday

A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.

My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

triple payday holiday

Specific to those who receive a paycheck every two weeks, the act of receiving a third paycheck any given month and blowing it off on... well, anything, really... before the following Monday. This typically occurs twice a year.

TRIPLE PAYDAY HOLIDAY!!! SLUTS, SLOTS, AND SHOTS!!! WHO'S WITH ME??!!!

by sl33p3r August 11, 2014

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

Cursed copy of Payday 2

Its a cursed copy of Payday 2

Archcadia: Didnt you know that my copy of Payday 2 is cursed? It flashes images of people and dead bodies sometimes. Its a cursed copy of Payday 2

Rhymes: What the actual fuck

by RRhymess July 10, 2019

Bad Game Of Payday

when someone makes a bad mistake it is refered to them as playing a bad game of payday, this term comes from the board game 'payday'the term 'good game of payday' can also be used for something good, but people rarely play a good game of payday.

Ryan: "dude, I got with that slag again last night"
Frazer: "lets face it, you played a bad game of payday there"

Sam: "we actually booked our 5 star holiday to tunisia"
Frazer: "yes we have just played the much sought after good game of payday"

Frazer: "what a boring evening"
Sam: "yes we played a bad game of payday"

by Frazer Newport September 22, 2008

Chocolate Covered Payday

Receiving a money shot from a big black dick

The volleyball coach got blasted with a chocolate covered payday from Jerome.

by Bill Pickle March 5, 2010