Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008

Pasty-wank

When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.

I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!

by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017

pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.

Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt

by olar October 22, 2013

pasty boy

a pasty boy (pron pass-tee, like the food)is an extremley pale little bit chubby lager swilling 'lad about town' so called pasty boy because he has eaten to many and now has man boobs and blubber belly it also come about because he has very pale and pastey skin thus becoming PASTY BOY!!

in winter thank god he wears clothes ( jumpers and ripped jeans)but come summer you can find him in various beer gardens or with his mates on hol in majorca swigging lager wearin obscenley tight swimshorts and with a sunburnt back thinking hes gorgeus trying to pull the ladies.

girl " that guy is checking you out"

other girl " what pasty boy over there euggh please"

by robi123 November 16, 2006

Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.

"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"

by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009

Pasty Hitler

While recieving oral pleasure, you remove the penis and unload on her upper lip, then proceed to pluck some pubes and "paste" them on the upper lip....and don't forget to salute

James was quite proud after seeing Wilma adorned with her new Pasty Hitler

by phrase December 2, 2003