P.E.J.

Said by queer women when referring to straight girls who will probably not be straight anymore in like 5 years.

The definition of P.E.J. is Pussy Eating Jaw

Brie Larson, oh she’s got that PEJ energy for sure.

by Valkyrol March 28, 2019

P.E.N.I.S.

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

by internetfreerider April 27, 2020

P.E.M.D.A.S

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga

by dhat.dope.ass.nigga July 18, 2011

P.E.S.

P.E.S. The male version of the female P.M.S. occuring ((hopefully)) more often though.
P- Pre E- Erection S- Syndrome

Not to be taken lightly.

"Geeze you're in a mood."- Girl
"Sorry. It's P.E.S." -Boy

"What's up with him? He's majorly P.E.S.ing."

"Wow. He hasn't suffered from P.E.S. in a while..."

by trio December 16, 2004

P.E.G.S.

Post Ejaculatory Guilt Syndrome

After a man ejaculates, usually after self pleasure, he feels guilt and/or shame for what he has done. This only lasts for about 15 to 20 seconds.

Male: "Why did I just do that?...I think I just had P.E.G.S.!"

by TonySuasage December 3, 2009

P.E.T.A

People

Euthanising

Tons of

Animals

PETA is a neo-facist anti-humanitarian organisation lead by Adolf Von Dickhead, and Co-operated by Heinrich Himmshit

Wow bro P.E.T.A just dropped a euthanasia bomb over the city, speaking of which, where’s my dog?

by Saint Glaz February 24, 2019

P.E.C

Pussy Eating Champ. Male or Female who knows how to eat the box

Chad is the best P.E.C in the hood, trust me .

by Early Spaz July 15, 2015