turk p. diddy

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

by Turkeynoham June 17, 2018

Feeling like P Diddy

The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.

Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.

The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.

Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"

by calibermag.org February 14, 2010

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010

P Diddy

A penis diddler.

P Diddy created his moniker after diddling penises

by Himothy Turner January 21, 2024

P diddy

Big dick cutie with a bunch of dumbass friends

Fuck me p diddy

by anonymous November 22, 2021

p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 14, 2024