turk p. diddy

A very slick person person will take another males girlfriend without trying.

I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.

by Turkeynoham March 13, 2017

Feeling like P Diddy

The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.

Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.

The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.

Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"

by calibermag.org February 15, 2010

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 23, 2010

P diddy ward

A ginger traveler, usually called Dylan sometimes grooms children

Oh look there’s p diddy ward getting arrested by the gaurds for being a groomer

by Yupbro March 18, 2024

p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

P diddy

Big dick cutie with a bunch of dumbass friends

Fuck me p diddy

by November 22, 2021

P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024