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Orthm is a lisp form of the word awesome. It was introduced as "internet" talk. It can be derogatory to people with a lisp.
Person1: How was last night?
Person2: Last night was orthm!!
by Vzeke December 27, 2008
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Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.
The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.
by Naitsirhc Xodohtro November 8, 2005
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orthin

He's a little shy but insanely outgoing
around his friends. He can make anyone laugh,
knows how to treat a girl right and is loves
cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone
he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really
know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure
and one of the most amazing friends you will
ever make in your entire life. He'd make the
most amazing boyfriend in the history of
man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't
afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants.
If you ever have the privileged to have him in
your life don't take it for granted and never let
go of him as a friend or anything else. He
knows what to say, when to say it, and how to
say it. He's a good listener and gives the best
advice. He never judges or makes you feel like
you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue
eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person
to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's
dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to
earth human being and is just plain awesome.
orthin nice and funny
by orthin November 22, 2021
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orthocution

Death by orthopedic surgery. Generally occurs when ortho takes a poorly selected geriatric patient to the operating room for fixation.
This 87 year old patient was taken for femur fixation and coded on post op day 1. Another clear cut orthocution.
by TraumaDoc May 18, 2022
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The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
by wizecracker August 27, 2016
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Under the oath face

I can never tell when she's lying, she has such an under the oath face
by PopRock216 October 19, 2016
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Olathe

A city in northeastern Kansas having the fifth largest population in the state, with over 114,000 residents. It is located in the Kansas City metropolitan area; only 20 miles southwest of the downtown area. Olathe is the home of Mahaffie House, a 19th century stagecoach stop along what used to be the Santa Fe Trail, The Great Mall of The Great Plains, the largest outlet mall in the midwest, the headquarters of Garmin International, who manufactures GPS systems, and Mid-America Nazerene University, as well as the Kansas Sate School for the Deaf. Founded in the mid 1800's, Olathe is a town that retains old traditions, while developing into a booming 21st century city. Old Settler's Days are one of those traditions, being celebrated annually every year since 1898. Every September during the first Thursday-Friday after Labor Day, the main streets of downtown Olathe are transformed into a carnival, with rides, games, and vendors. On the last day of Old Settler's, thousands of people gather to watch the annual parade, which showcases local school marching bands, small businesses, and various organizations in the city. It's truly a classic small town America experience.

Olathe's school district is nationally recognized as one of the best in the nation. With 32 elementary schools, 8 jr. high schools, and 4 high schools, it's also one of the largest school districts in the state. It is also one of the few school districts in the nation to have jr. high as grades 7-9, and high school as grades 10-12. To honor the many historic trails that used to pass through the city, all of Olathe's junior high schools are trail names--Oregon Trail, Santa Fe Trail, California Trail, Chisholm Trail, Frontier Trail, Pioneer Trail, Prairie Trail, and Indian Trail. The high schools also have pretty themed names. There's Olathe North, Olathe South, Olathe East, and Olathe Northwest. Olathe North and Olathe Northwest offer special programs called 21st century programs that allow students to take things like Marine Biology, Culinary Arts, Engineering, Video Game design/Animation, and sports medicine in state-of-the-art professional facilites. Few high schools in the country have these programs, and most of the teachers of the programs in Olathe write the curriculum themselves. (For more on my lovely high school, visit my Olathe North page.)

In conclusion: Generally, Olathe is a great city to live in. I like living here, though it does seem to get a bit slow and boring at times. But the people here are awesome, if not slightly competetive. If you ever come to Olathe, we'll make sure you're taken care of. ;-)
"We're flying into Kansas City, then going down to visit my cousins in Olathe."
"My hometown is Olathe, Kansas. Where are you from?"
"Olathe North is teh bomb. You're just jealous 'cause your high school doesn't pwn like us Eagles do."
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