optus

A smart person or a person who makes smart decisions

The old man was very optus about what he said

He was very optus so we made it home safely

by Hellowurld April 29, 2020

Opteron

i) Used to describe someone who is utterly hopeless - a no hoper
ii) A medical condition - commonly mistaken for the far less serious 'mazzanetitis'
iii) Synonymous with 'tard' and 'mazzanet'

'haha don't be such an opteron'
'that's such an opteron thing to do'

by PooJou July 12, 2003

Optera metro

The one piece of equipment only Scott knows. Scott will become the district manager because he is the only one who knows this equipment.

Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????

by The new division manager September 5, 2008

Optorectumostomy

The procedure an Optorectumologist does to remove that shitty look on your face.

Man, that bitch needs a Optorectumostomy to get that shitty look off her face...

by The Garrick August 6, 2007

osturducken

A chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a ostrich.

“Osturducken – Thanksgiving for the whole family! …and everyone else in the trailer park!”

by Evi1M4chine December 3, 2010

ozturk

Last name of the most pimpin sassy alpha male you could ever know. He will be the most sexay computer scientist when he grows up and will always be ballin 24/7. Not only can he ball while drinking a strawberry frappuccino but also beat people named Emre.

Other person: what do you meeean?? *head slappıng*
ozturk: yo it's ok bro
Other person: Tamam.

by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan July 25, 2017

Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017