one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.

Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer

by The Communicator November 11, 2009

one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

downing one

downing one means drinking some spirits and getting durnk, used in dublin ireland.
used mostly by knackers (chavs)

that pic is of me fuckin downing one

by Catherine x x x December 14, 2008

onedownmanship

(wun-doun'-man-ship') noun. The practice of outdoing an opponent in a negative way; performing less well than an inferior player or team.

When the Pacers got blown out by the lowly Knicks -- at home no less -- it was a classic case of onedownmanship.

by Rich117 November 19, 2007