octopussy

a really lame person that has so many excuses as to why they can't do something

George didn't stand up to that guy tonight because he said he had a sprained ankle, what an octopussy.

by Ariana A. Mata October 26, 2007

Octopussy

1 male and 8 Girls get drunk which leads to the man having sex with all of them in an hour usually resulting in 1 or 2 girls getting pregnant

Kyle: Yo man I had an Octopussy last night!
Keith: Whats that?
Kyle: I had sex with 8 girls in the same hour!!
Keith: You didn't get anyone pregnant did you?
Kyle: I got two of them pregnant im so screwed!

by Trojan November 4, 2019

Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 22, 2021

Octopussy

A James bond movie 1983.

A Verb; describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021

Octopussy

A vagina that has suction.

That octopussy is like a vacumm

by [e-mail] May 4, 2014

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 23, 2022

Octopussy

8 women fucking

Dam Barbra that octopussy was fun

by Jesus Christ hates you all February 14, 2021