online zone

Online zone is when you completely ignore a person online on a messenger despite being online and aware that he has texted you.

Dude she totally online zoned me yesterday.

by disdapose March 10, 2018

online crush

being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online

- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed

- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.

ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)

its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋

you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush

by marioispeng November 3, 2020

Online School

Most retarded bullshit. Everyone’s grades start to drop because we’re all depressed fucks during times like these and we get no motivation to do stupid ass assignments our teachers butt fuck us with. To make matters worse brainless fucks that run the school still wanna go on with the gay ass exams that will make 75% of the students commit suicide.

Online school sucks faggot gay ass dick

by fucknigga8251 January 23, 2021

Online STD

The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.

"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes October 8, 2016

Online School

It's basically school, but they took away all the good bits and made it ten times harder and thirty times less interesting.

Urgh, I've got Online School today. I'm going to die.

by annoying_hooman November 4, 2020

Online Death Stare

When two people who like eachother are both online, both wanting to talk to eachother, but both too scared to IM eachother, thus resulting in a race to see who will swallow their pride first.

person 1: "man i was online for 2 1/2 hours waiting for Florence to IM me, but she didn't."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."

by Dpee February 26, 2008

Online School

Online school, Also known as a method of torture, You will get tipped 10 homework and also 20 assignments, it's boring as fuck, non-interaction, You can't be distracted easily, there's no fresh air, causes back pain, dry eyes, lack of understanding, crapy explanation, It's fucked up. And that shit gives a lot of people terrible things like, anxiety, feeling like a failure, depression, stress, etc. The idea of the online school is just a failure, it's even worse than the regular normal school system. it's unhealthy, it's just shit. simply, it's fucking terrible. a lot of people want to drop out of online school and go to In personal school. and I am one of those people who are suffering currently right now.

You: Dude I'm fucking exhausted from this shitty online school
Your homie: The same thing for me man, It's like fucking hell,

by Your average guy February 26, 2021