text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.

"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"

by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009

repeat offender

when you just get done wiping your ass after taking a dump and immediatly have to take another dump.

i have raw ass from repeat offenders.

by sean January 7, 2005

text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.

Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.

by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014

Brex offender

The sort of sweaty, middle aged, poorly educated gammon who thinks that Brexit was a good idea and entirely co-incidentally that if there's grass on the pitch you can play. Similar noncery is also common in those organisations closely linked to Brexit, again remarkably co-incidentally.

Darren's a classic Brex offender - he voted Leave even though he works for Nissan, and he attends the police station every Thursday to sign a register. You know which one.

by Uncle Spunky's Brother February 3, 2020

Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

six offender

Another name for a man throwing off a sixpack of ass.

Dude was working from home all week and never showered until his niece came over and called him a six offender.

by Bifeanor May 30, 2022