nowing

Someone who doesn't know what a two way is.

Boy 1: "What's a two way?"
Boy 2: "You're such a nowing..."

by Better Amy May 8, 2008

Nolin

Hairy mother fuckers, resembeling a mexian who have tiny shlongs and are generally wankers.

Your dad is such a Nolin.

by mezakieplayer August 26, 2011

nopling

Short for not pulling

Dude Lackey is nopling hes smoking a cig backwards and trying to eat the fuckin speghetios in the mirror...

by Colton April 4, 2005

nonlinear response

A reaction that is out of measure with its impetus.

Kyle: "Hey Linda, have you got the time?"
Linda: "Eat a dick Kyle"
Brian: "nonlinear response there Linda. Its 9:30 Kyle"

by jake jeckle December 19, 2008

Nowlands

A great band from Norway. With a talented guitarplayer. He`s from Drammen, and will become a famous player later.

Nowlands is a great band.!!

by Magnus Vestskog May 1, 2005

Noeling

When your breath stinks like you ate a turd and you mumble and pawn all of your work off on IT

Hey Guys (blow out some foul air) are you going to be around the electrician needs one of you to hold the vacuum while he drills. I have to go...(Noeling someone)

by kid vicious August 31, 2008

nowlan

a total dick that thinks he iz tha shit,but really he likes to lick the taint and holster the cock and fuck fat dudes,basically a shitbag that is incompatant!lick my balls NOWLAN!!! FOSTER FROM DELTA

A man that before he fucks his fat guys eats the dingle berries from his lovers taint then licks the star fish clean.

by foster March 5, 2005