social networking

a place where people hide behind a screen sharing things they did only to post it on online to get likes, comments, followers, ect.

Social networking is the down fall of our world.

by sw1mm1n January 18, 2015

Network Consultant

A parasite that contributes nothing to the network and is only looking for ways to stay on the payroll. This is the individual at the burger joint that asks “do you want fries with that?” The network Consultant is constantly looking for useless network tweaks to justify his presence at a customer site. Be especially weary of the Euro-trash no talent hack type; this character dazzles senior management with a ridiculous accent all the while unraveling the solid network that’s in place. Network consultants never look at a network as a whole, but only analyze bits and pieces of it. In this manner they always have work do to since the last project they completed broke some other part of the network.

I’m gonna have to give nickel blow jobs in the street to get my self respect back after taking this network consultant job.

If that network consultant was on fire; I wouldn’t piss on him.

by network dog February 14, 2006

the E.I.B. Network

Rush Limbaugh's personal radio network on which he broadcasts his radio show.

I listened to the E.I.B. Network from noon until 3 o'clock today.

by professor77 June 14, 2008

Social Networking

(n.) A website that generally stopped the use of email. These websites rarely load, due to a constant server overload. They also ruined literacy of children by introducing the acronym.

(v.) When a person prefers to talk to their "friends" online instead of in person. Generally used by nerds who enjoy insulting others and not having the balls to insult them to their face. When this is used, that person is generally anonymous, due to the risk of being seen in public (which they really don't have to worry about, because they're always sitting in front of a computer). Social networking is also used by stalkers, due to the ability to appear as someone you are not. This tactic is also used by people who love hearing "omg ur soo hot lolol" and use a google picture, saying it is them.

Social networking is gay.

by kjfnksnvmv,s November 23, 2009

Cartoon Network Real

1. A block of shows on Cartoon Network focusing solely on real people and live action.

2. A paradoxical block of shows on Cartoon Network that have absolutely nothing to do with cartoons (Thus the paradox).

3. A diabolical creation made by snobby executives who have no respect for classic cartoons, ratings, or what kids want.

"Hey, have you seen that new series called Cartoon Network Real?"

"Cartoon Network Real? You mean that series that's an obscenity to all things cartoon, and a blatent disregard for the network's name?"

"That's the one!"

by The Green Pirate August 29, 2009

network nipple

When the outline of hard nipples are visible underneath a shirt on cable television.

I saw some major network nipple on the CW network in high school.

by Mr.Ez February 2, 2015

Ejeet Networks

A guild hosting provider that deploys forums, modules, eqdkp, epgp, and much more for mmorpg gamers

This guild hosting site has a very good reputation around many gaming community such as world of warcraft, aion online and star wars the old republic as the best solution.

Ejeet Networks is also a pioneer of the web hosting industry by offering some of the rarest features and options from any web hosting provider.

Jane purchases a guild site from Ejeet Networks, days later Jane has a huge growth in her guild due to the fact their website was so easy to find after using this specific hosting platform

Robert purchases a ventrilo server to use voice communication with his friends over the internet.

by TheGuildMaster June 23, 2010