She is shy nice is a good friend a REALY REALY GOOD BESTAY funny but dont get on her bad side or you WILL DIE
by JKQUEEN July 20, 2021
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Get the Neamiah mug.Neomi is a radiant girl with a hamster like nose. She’s not very tall, has blond highlights, loves to vape. The only thing in her life that’s organized his her laptop. She likes tall lanky men and you will most likely find her at a cafè trying to complete her work last minute.
“Hey you want to come out with us tonight neomi?”
“No sorry I can’t I have to finish my project, plus I get drunk of half a glass of wine”
“No sorry I can’t I have to finish my project, plus I get drunk of half a glass of wine”
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Noēmiæ/La "crème de la crème"
Noémias are quite rare, and often cultural hybrids. The good part is that they keep the best from both. Don't judge a book by its cover ; they look gorgeous and sexy, but are very smart and curious animals.
Hint : To make them laugh, a poo poo caca 💩 joke shall do the work.
Hint : Bait them with a good back massage and a cute cat.
Noēmiæ/La "crème de la crème"
Noémias are quite rare, and often cultural hybrids. The good part is that they keep the best from both. Don't judge a book by its cover ; they look gorgeous and sexy, but are very smart and curious animals.
Hint : To make them laugh, a poo poo caca 💩 joke shall do the work.
Hint : Bait them with a good back massage and a cute cat.
Guy 1: "Man, I kissed a Noémia last night
Guy 1's friend : No effing way, you're drunk. Go sleep.
Guy 1: Nobody believes me. It shows how lucky I actually was...
Guy 1's friend : No effing way, you're drunk. Go sleep.
Guy 1: Nobody believes me. It shows how lucky I actually was...
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So a person who is nice to talk to and everyone looks upto this person
So a person who is nice to talk to and everyone looks upto this person
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