by Girl that loves shipping :3 May 8, 2022
Get the Drug dealers near you mug.Dr. Nefario is the most savage person in Despicable Me, but somehow, he NEVER became the main character. There must be some conspiracy around him, because of all of this terrible treatment. He made the INFAMOUS JELLY! IT TASTES LIKE F'ING HEAVEN! HE IS GOLD, HE GETS ALL THE WOMEN!!!!!!! But still, he is treated as an extra in all the movies. THAT'S WHY HE LEFT IN DESPICABLE ME 2!!!! HE COULDN'T TAKE GRU'S CRAP ANYMORE!
He is praised in his own religion, Nefarioism. WHEN YOU SEE HIM SOMEWHERE ANYWHERE, COMPLIMENT HIS GREATNESS!!!!!!
Can also be used as an adjective for somebody very very smart.
He is praised in his own religion, Nefarioism. WHEN YOU SEE HIM SOMEWHERE ANYWHERE, COMPLIMENT HIS GREATNESS!!!!!!
Can also be used as an adjective for somebody very very smart.
by Cool Kid 102906 May 23, 2019
Get the dr. nefario mug.onyxia's brother, the boss of Black Wing Lair.
A npc in the game World of Warcraft.
A humongouse dragon that is practiacally impossible to kill.
A npc in the game World of Warcraft.
A humongouse dragon that is practiacally impossible to kill.
by Zeric December 19, 2005
Get the Nefarian mug.There are various setups to this punchline. Here's one:
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He replied, 'no ma'am.' She said, 'if you don't have it done by tomorrow then I'm going to make a call to your parents.'
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees two greyhounds racing,and one gets so far ahead of the other one that it just stops and the other one rams its head right up its a**.
Johnny takes out a piece of paper and writes it all down, saying to himself, 'This is going to be my report.'
The next day at school the teacher says, 'Johnny, do you have your report done?' He says, 'sure do.' So he goes up to the front of the class and starts telling them what he saw. 'Yesterday I was walking home from school when I saw these two greyhounds racing, and one rammed its head right up the other's a**.' The teacher says, 'Johnny, we don't use the word 'a**' in the classroom, it's rectum.' Johnny said, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'Em."
Or this shorter version:
Teacher: So Johnny, how was your weekend?
Johnny: Horrible. A car hit my dog, right in the a**!
Teacher (correcting Johnny's language): Rectum.
Johnny: Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em!
by the_only_real_coffee_sloth September 10, 2009
Get the Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'Em mug.(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
Get the near death experience mug.a song included on Fall Out Boy's mixtape, CitizensFOB Mixtape: Welcome To The New Administration. the artist listed is The Paul Revere Jumpsuit Apparatus, but this is suspected to be a codename for band Panic At The Disco as the vocals are unmistakably lead singer Brendon Urie's. the mixtape was available to download for free off Fall Out Boy's Friends or Enemies website.
by pollyestherPANIC January 22, 2009
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