Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010

soft nacho

A Mexican with erectile dysfunction

CJ is such a soft nacho

by CrimsonLynx May 26, 2016

neco

Another way to say "neko" the Japanese word for cat.

Japanese girls romanize it that way because they think it looks/sounds cuter.

neco = neko (ねこ)

Wow Amy, your neco is really cute! ^^;

by lunaswav3 August 8, 2016

Necrobeastaphiliac

A person who has sex with dead animals.

Dude Renees a total Necrobeastaphiliac, she had sex with my dead cat, Milo.

by Weezels September 14, 2004

Necrobeastiality

The fetish of loving to have sex with dead animals. Necrophile+beastiality.

Guy 1: Dude, that guys humping a dead deer
Guy 2: Necrobeastiality alert!

by superTac0 January 29, 2010

Saltine Nachos

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

nacho nucleus

A nacho chip that holds the whole plate of chips together by interconnecting melted cheese... The nacho neclues is often found in the middle of the plate and when removed lifts every other chip up with it...

Mate.... I can't belive you just tried to pick up the nacho nucleus!

by Millwall George February 29, 2008