nemoed

Sticking your hard penis inside of a live fish and letting it flop around until ejaculation.Caution-not a good idea to use sharks.

The stripper didn't get me off so I walked to the harbor and jacked some cute ass fish from that fish tank.I then preceded to Nemo the shit out of myself.I Nemoed all night.

by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012

Dirty Nemo

A fishing lure, preferably a fake worm, inside a lubricated condom.

Mary: Josie, I just used a Dirty Nemo on myself last night!
Josie: Hook me up girl, I wanna try.

by Tard Wrangler69 November 8, 2016

Grinding Nemo

Grinding Nemo is a 2017 American fantasy drama film directed by Guillermo del Toro and written by del Toro and Vanessa Taylor.34 It stars Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Richard Jenkins, Doug Jones, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Octavia Spencer. Set in Baltimore in 1962, the story follows a mute custodian at a high-security government laboratory who has sex with a fish.

"The movie that will win best picture is the movie about a person having sex with a fish, 'Grinding Nemo', but the movies that people actually want to see, across the United States, those are the ones that maybe are nominated for a technical award." -Ben Shapiro

by chaotixx May 14, 2018

finding nemo

1. the best Pixar movie to date
2. euphemism for smoking marijuna

"yo niggah i was findin nemo last night and this shark ass niggah comed up to me and was tryin to bite on mah shit"

by shark ass niggah July 7, 2003

Nemo

Out of " All the fish in the sea" a " Nemo" is that one person your crushing on or chasing after.

Girl: " Just like Marlin in " Finding Nemo" I have found my Nemo out of all the fish in the sea."

Other girl: " They may say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but Chad is my Nemo. "

by Tntlol January 13, 2013

Finding Nemo Day

held on the 20th of october every year. it is finding nemo day, everyone should either watch the film, sing a song about finding nemo, swim a little, go touch a butt/boat, or talk to a whale.

happy finding nemo day!

by whosaidthatonethere October 20, 2009

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009