A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.
They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.
They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.
Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.
'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'
'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'
by Dinah S. April 16, 2007
Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.
by lolgoodtimes July 23, 2009
The Almighty Noble Knight Nation started on Huron and Noble in Chicago IL then moved operations to the corner of 14th St. & 51st Ct. in Cicero IL. Their colors are black and royal blue and are a part of the People Nation. Allies have included the 12th St. Players, Latin Angels, Arch Dukes, etc. Main rivals have included: The Two Two Boys, Two Six, La Razas, Sin City Boys, etc. This street gang was Cicero's largest in the 80's...
by CiceroNobleKnight February 12, 2009
Jane: Yesterday, I told my husband our baby was a hermaphrodite, and he didn't even blink.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.
Jenny: He's such a noble gas.
by Tortazo November 24, 2008
When a Stripper from Texas drops a porno mag in your lap on the airplane and invites you to the back to join the mile high club. Awkwardly, you meet in the plane bathroom to inform her you are a virgin and that she should also save herself for someone special. You my friend have a Noble Woody
by Slugsworth1 April 10, 2017
Kallum Noble 😢👻🥰👨😫
by diana🥹balzovina April 25, 2023
A store that sells over priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual.
by uberalles December 03, 2004