retards mistake

A 'retards mistake' is when someone surprisingly do something good, great or extraordinary even though everybody expected differently.

You expect a retard to do something retarded but if the retard do good. It must be a mistake...

The expression is from 'Life', a movie starring Martin Lawrence and Eddie Murphy.
The example given in 'Life', is when 'Can't get right' (Bokeem Woodbine) to everybody's surprise hit the ball during a baseball game. Everybody thought he was retarded, but he was just a mute...

"-George Bush just talked two minutes without any mispronunciation or nonsense coming from his lips.

-That must be a rare example of a retards mistake."

by Brune Hugorm August 3, 2010

Mistakened

Commonly misused new word that has made it into the internet! Congrats, mistakened. You're not a word, but you've fooled a lot of people into thinking you are! People add on the -ed to the end thinking that it makes it more past tense than "mistaken" which is what it's supposed to be. *head-desk*

I'm sorry, sir, you seem to have me mistakened for someone else.

by RaverGravy April 16, 2013

Mastan

A Mastan is a very sexy and intelligent man. He will spend countless hours in the gym, perfecting his beautifully toned body. He is also very kind and compassionate. He tends to be very empathetic, so don't show him sad videos. A Mastan is also very humorous and will try to make you laugh at the most random things. If you are lucky enough to know a Mastan, then keep him around. He is the weirdo at the party that makes everyone laugh and smile.

Hey, does your friend group's Mastan like Newts?

by TsupBro December 21, 2017

mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Mastake

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.

An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))

by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012

mastan

Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.

I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!

by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017