MuuS

a risk taker.

That stuntman is a MuuS.

by Guy February 9, 2004

Muumuu

What a man calls his ugly wife syndrome ridden spouse when, because he is a "good man" he has stayed with her....or it... all these years though she has let her self go and sex has become like, nauseating for him.

Perfectly stated in the movie 50 first dates when the Ula (Rob Schneider) is marrying Henry (Adam Sandler) and Lucy (Drew Barrymore)
Henry is asked if he will take Lucy as his wife and when he agrees Ula looks at him repulsed and says...
"Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you"?
Henry replies "What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there"!
Ula "I'm just kidding, Muumuu"! (We all know hes not)

by MojoRisingLizardKing August 30, 2010

Musulman

King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature.

Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"

Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"

Me: "What? Do you swallow"

Musulman: "Only when buggering"

Me: "Nigga Please!"

by jcwells8432 September 29, 2010

morning musume

Proof that a large segment of the population of Japan needs to turn off their televisions and take a long walk out of doors while thinking carefully about the heritage they will be bestowing upon future generations. The girls/media darlings/masturbatory fantasies who comprise the group are not expected to "sing" or "dance" in the ordinary senses of the words; rather, their relentless appearances on television and radio is meant to deaden the souls of those few individuals who still have one. In the larger scheme of things, Morning Musume helps make a handful of rich people richer while perpetuating, if not exacerbating, the nation's endemic molestation of young girls on crowded trains.

1 - (at the supermarket)

"Morning Musume on the radio AGAIN! I just want to buy some fermented soybeans and pickled ginger shreds in peace! My god , I have to get out of this country!"

2 -

Taro: "Have you seen the cover of the latest Mo-Musu single? The cross-eyed one is so cute and do-able!"

Masahiro: "You really are a depraved fucker, aren't you Taro-kun? Tell you what - the next time you reveal your sickness to me I am going to beat you into a coma with a copy of 'Lolita', wakarimashita ka?"

by Capa Boobarang December 26, 2008

choke on a dick musubi

An expression of dislike or extreme dislike for another person.

This expression originated from audience reaction of an episode of Bizarre Foods where Andrew Zimmern is repulsed by the some Hawaiian cuisine, specifically Spam musubi and poi.

Andrew Zimmern thinks that spam musubi is repulsive? He can choke on a dick musubi!

by sileightymania January 11, 2010

munsuned

to be rained on by shit water

aww man....i had to walk home while being munsuned all over

by your grandpa February 24, 2003

morning musume

A group of Japanese "singers" that increase and decrease in number every once a while. The group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka OTAKU). They cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.

phew!! You guys sing like Morning Musume!! p-u-k-e

by Whale watcher April 22, 2003