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Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!
Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Mutual Fund

Typically a Mutual Fund is an investment fund aimed at individual investors sponsored by an investment (or "mutual fund") house like Fidelity, Vanguard or T. Rowe Price. Each fund holds a "market basket" of stocks or bonds and individual investors buy into the fund by buying a share at "Net Asset Value," which is the total worth of the fund's holdings, calculated every day, divided by the number of shares outstanding. In other words, a mutual fund whose portfolio (value of all holdings) is worth a million dollars that has a hundred thousand shares outstanding will value those shares at ten dollars apiece. A typical stock-based mutual fund can earn its investors money in three ways: the dividends and capital gains that stocks pay out, and possible appreciation of the fund value per share.

For an individual investor, the advantage of owning a mutual fund is that s/he achieves diversity -- mutual funds own more than fifty stocks, on average -- that could not be achieved by buying a typical hundred shares of stock in only a few corporations. The disadvantages of such funds are that the "load" (sales commission) involved in buying or selling such funds can be considerable, and all funds incur some sort of service fees; that's how the investment house earns its money. Also, no "equity" or stock-based investment is guaranteed.
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"My broker wants me to buy shares in something called an "open-end fund" but I don't know what that means."

"That's just a way to describe the majority of mutual funds, which remain open to all new investors who have the money to invest in them."

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by al-in-chgo March 25, 2010
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!
by Tha Armada September 30, 2003
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
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mutallab

a kid from a rich background who does not know what to do with his life and decides to do something stupid
don't be a mutallab
by ndigbo January 17, 2010
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Mutually stalking

When you and stalk someone and they stalk you at the same time. It is a mutual understanding that you both are doing this and can be done with or without acknowledgement
Friend: How do you know that person and why are you stalking them

Me: It is zebra, I have never had a conversation with them but we are mutually stalking each other
by Stalking101 February 6, 2019
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Mulualem

Maiden name for the perfect Ethiopian man.
I have a love tumor for Mulualem
by Leo Alem January 2, 2019
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