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cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
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mutton repeater

loading the chamber. to have a sly 5-knuckle shuffle half an hour before having a bird round and getting to the point of custard without blowing your stack. Then when she gets it.... man does she get it, both barrels if you will!
I banged the shit out of her last night, she got a mutton repeater in the face, her dry cleaning bill is enormous
by scousegaz December 8, 2009
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French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.
French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.
by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015
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motion of the ocean

describes the motion of people humping each other, usually during sex, which is similar to the motion of the waves and swells in the sea
i gave that chick the motion of the ocean last night!
by anon March 9, 2005
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muton

"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009
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slow-motion suicide

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
by bootanger October 25, 2006
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Muttonstache

a mustache that is grown to connect to your muttonchops.
the muttonstache is absolutley the coolest fucking thing on the planet.
by canadasucks400 September 28, 2009
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