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musical theory

Musical theory is vital knowledge for anyone wishing to compose music involving more than half a dozen instruments. It is recommended knowledge for anyone wishing to arrange music for more than half a dozen instruments. Anyone who writes music for more than about half a dozen instruments without knowledge of musical theory is inevitably either writing an arrangement of a simpler piece or composing modern music.

Serving suggestion: Musical theory best served with at least 2 years experience with actual musical instrument.
John spent two and a half years at the Vienna Conservatorium of Music learning musical theory.
by Bob Hu January 5, 2004
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Musical Cars

The game that everyone loves to play at a party. Usually results in too many cars being piled into one driveway.

Often times it is the overly drunk and obnoxious people parked behind you, resulting in anger and frustration.
Dan: Dude this chick totally wants to blow me, I'm gonna take her back to my place and B my L all over her T's.

Frank: Good luck with that bro, theres like 4 cars parked behind you. By the time you finish playing musical cars she's gonna be passed out.
by YeazY January 31, 2010
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musical rape

When you are in the car with someone and they force you to listen to bad music on the radio and you can't take it anymore.
I was in the car with my dad and he forced musical rape on me with his oldies country, and he refused to change the channel.
by jjhsdfg November 2, 2007
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musical bitch

a person that constantly bitches about music that they don't like and is so arrogant/bigoted that they don't care to mention or acknowledge that the music they like is (also) considered shit or not very popular. An example would be someone that listens to hardcore bitching about metal.
Person 1:OMFG metal is SOOO shit!!
Person 2:Fuck off and listen to your hardcore musical bitch!
by some-random guy November 17, 2009
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Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.
I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.
by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011
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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
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Musical Chairs

When there are an equal amount of males and females and the females sit on the males faces. When the music turns on, the females get up and allow one male to leave the circle. Abruptly, when the music turns back off, the females scramble to sit on the remaining of the males faces leaving one female still standing.
As Ben left the musical chairs circle, April was too slow and was throne-less for her queening.

Reference: "Queening"
by Nastyyy_nate October 27, 2014
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