Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

merry shitmas

that giant, holiday food induced, dump that we all take on that magical morning of Christmas.
also, if you hate cmas and want it to die and burn ALL the things!, then merry shitmas applies to you as well.

*toilet water splash* merry shitmas to meeee!

first i couldnt wrap gifts properly, then i stubbed my toe, then i banged my knee on that stupid santa light, and i still have to go in to work later today! merry shitmas to me!

by youtube.com/LORDCORINTH December 28, 2011

Merry

a HILARIOUS person who everybody loves
a person who is nice, funny, fun and a good friend

that person is sooo nice...SHES A MERRY!

by merry December 30, 2004

Joe Merry

A common term similar to "packing" that truckers use when out on the road. It generally refers to one trucker stopping at a rest area and anally pounding the other trucker in the ass somewhere at truck rest area (or in the cab of his truck.)

Man I could really go for a Joe Merry today..."Hey Jimmy you want to Joe Merry me by the showers in 10?"

by Fresh477 July 23, 2012

merr

is an expression that can mean anything. It means so much that its nearly inmpossible to define. It's a word that can express any type of emotion you are feeling. It can also be used to complete or take the place of certain words.

Origin:
Jackie, Mike, Caroline
Second Period Humanties II 2006

MERRRRRR
i hate life.... merrr
Lets Merr in the back of my Merrvan.

by Jackie Merr June 27, 2007