When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
by Cashville King April 30, 2009

A long, thick and voluminous mullet, found on the beautiful redneck of Mississippi. I liken it to a lion's mane, only much prettier when observed in it's natural habitat.
by Amber Rosa January 12, 2009

by Freakshow 1975 September 11, 2006

by hoss geller September 10, 2011

When you kindly give your lady friend a handful of jolly-ranchers to suck on then you proceed to dip your balls in her mouth. Then you bend her over and give it to her doggystyle.
by S. Gay January 26, 2006

Post female defecation, her sexual partner sticks his erect falus betwixt her unwiped butt cheeks, but not into her orphus, and thrusts vigorously.
by zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaassssssssxxxx December 1, 2009

“Oh my God, I can’t believe Luke gave me Dutch Mudflaps”
“Promise me you won’t Dutch Mudflap me again!”
“Promise me you won’t Dutch Mudflap me again!”
by rai7ins May 20, 2020
