While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.
by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

by Publious Finch July 29, 2009

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
by EERW August 25, 2008

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.
I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

A guy holds woman thighs and is plowing her in the ass as she is walking on her hands in wheelbarrow position.
"Mylton would you like to do the Ecuadorian lawn mower?" said Hallie
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"
"nah I'm too tired for that plus i don't support immigration"
by skit skat April 13, 2009

by idkwhattoputhere3 June 14, 2013

A person who eats out a hairy black woman; a person who performs oral sex on a nigger bitch with a hairy pussy; the act of cunnilingus with a hairy nigger.
Tom is a Gorilla Lawn Mower, he likes his bitches black and hairy.
or
Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.
or
Tom is going to start the Gorilla Lawn Mower, poor bastard is going to wish she shaved.
by dbroz February 25, 2010
