Mosacra

A really witty thing to say or call someone, even if you have no idea what it means. Because No one else does either.

You: "Knock Knock Mosacra!"

or

Friend: "Hey man"
You: "Hey whats up Mosacra?"

by HoveringCoyote January 12, 2011

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

mocashendo

a common mistake made when singing the song "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson. The actual word is crescendo but some mentally challenged people believe that it is 'mocashendo'

Leigh (singing): ...it was the sound of mocashendo
James: for the last time Leigh, the word is crescendo. You are a tit

by Leigh_T_S April 20, 2008

rasta shasta monasta

Very good weed usually at a mids price. A golden find of a deal/dealer. Sometimes can be just regular weed that doesn't involve a nasty surprise later on, such as: extreme stupidity, random sleep, headaches, or wicked stomach pain

That rasta shasta monasta you got last night made me start seeing shit bro!

by The Kaiser of Shiza July 19, 2007

Mofasa

a, King of the jungle, pimp ass motherfooker.
b, Ringleader, top dog, man with the plan.

Whats up mofasa?
Damn mofasa, last night was crazy.
Shit mofasa, did you see that ass?

by Adrian F. December 24, 2003

MOAS

Mother Of All Secrets, the biggest/serious/interesting secret a person can have without exploding.

"Tell me your biggest secret..."
"No way man, I'm not telling you my MOAS!"

by Lola1985 October 30, 2008