morphous

The most random person you know. Says and does things that make no sense. Person with a very creative way of making sense of the world. A morphous is a tall person with a receding hair line that plays basketball like a black person. A morphous loves pizza and missing his alarm clock. The drink of choice of a morphous is a rum and diet.

Did you hear what that morphous was saying? What a fucking weirdo!

by steveChenowski July 3, 2011

Morphosenter

BlendingIt refers ro the person who performs a presentation in morphology. So it is a blending between morphology and presenter.

Hatem and Ahmed presented a very good presentation in morphology yesterday. They are good morphosenters.

by Sharabas November 24, 2017

Morpher

An insecure person who suddenly takes on all hobbies, likes and dislikes of the new person they are dating, never truly having an identity of their own.

KellyAnn is such a morpher. First, she didn’t own a tv because her man was a hippie, then he dumped her and she bought an Escalade because her new boyfriend drove one, now, she is an avid golfer because her new man likes golf. Poor, pathetic KellyAnn.

by Calling all cars December 17, 2020

Morpho Knight

That damn butterfly from Kirby Star Allies that ate Galacta Knight's soul and became a superior borb. That's what they think of themselves, at least.

Cursed Morpho Knight plush that will eat all your cakey and call you a dumb mortal

by prismaticbutterfly April 13, 2022

Meta-Morph Mistress

A Meta-Morph Mistress is your girlfriend on the side, who can change into what ever fantasy you can imagine. From a Honeymoon Honey, to a Porn Star Paramour, or an Elegant Seductress, she is THE uber GFE!

Jack: I heard you got a new mistress.
Me: Yup, Reagan. She is a Meta-Morph Mistress!
Jack: Meta-Morph? WTF is that?
Me: She morphs into your wildest fantasy . . . girlfriend, lover, or companion.
Jack: That's wild!
Me: Yup, she even morphed me!

by satireV June 15, 2012

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Morpher

When someone starts out as a nice person and morphs into a toxic person. Usually caused by a feeling of defeat. (Typically in some type of team sports)

-Welcome to Summoner's Rift-

"Hey guys, hope your lives are going well 🙂 Let's win this!"

-Team starts losing-

"Come on guys lets do better"

-Guaranteed team defeat-

"Fuck all of you, I hope you die. Uninstall the game you fucking nerds."

-Team "Typical morpher...."-

by LilTeej March 1, 2020