morphous 

The most random person you know. Says and does things that make no sense. Person with a very creative way of making sense of the world. A morphous is a tall person with a receding hair line that plays basketball like a black person. A morphous loves pizza and missing his alarm clock. The drink of choice of a morphous is a rum and diet.

Did you hear what that morphous was saying? What a fucking weirdo!

morphous by steveChenowski July 3, 2011

Morpheus Logic 

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.

Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

Morpheus Logic by Captian America89 November 8, 2011

Calling Morpheus 

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008

Morphosentation 

(Blending) When a person would like to perform a presentation about morphology. Then the act of performing a presentation on morphology can be referred to as mophosentation.

Jack! What a wonderful morphosentation you performed yesterday! Keep up the good work, dude.

Morphosentation by HatemX November 30, 2016

morehouse man 

A graduate of Morehouse College, in Atlanta, GA. A Morehouse Man is a scholarly , well dressed man of distinction who charms everyone he meets and can easily have any woman he wants.

Girl 1: Ooh girl, you see that fine brotha over there at King's Chapel?
Girl 2: Hell yeah girl! That Morehouse Man could definitely get it.

You can tell a Morehouse Man, but you can't tell him much.

morehouse man by Chip Almighty May 20, 2015

morpheus 

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix

Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again

morpheus by Ultros August 12, 2003

Morehouse 

A prestigous school in the heart of Atlanta that educates only the best of black men. Many of the guys are rich and come from families of entertainers. The college's sister school is Spelman. Once a man graduates from Morehouse, he is considered a Morehouse man, and enters the elite group of African American intellectuals.

Boy 1: Did you get into Columbia, harvard, and Princeton?

Boy 2: Yea!

Boy 1: So where are you going?

Boy 2: Morehouse!

Morehouse by Èstanfor May 2, 2010