morality hangover

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"

Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.

by Kristina R September 18, 2008

Moral Vampire

Person that sucks the morals out of anyone who he comes into contact with.

He contaminated the audience like a Moral Vampire

by Minerfortyniner May 24, 2020

mortal coil

The troubles of daily life. From Shakespeare's Hamlet.

For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.

by Mason W January 2, 2008

moral fagging

Appeal to emotion or (argumentum ad passiones), it's an act of committing a logical fallacy by attempting to manipulate someone into agreeing or disagreeing based on emotions and not sound arguments.

Man: She was moral fagging yesterday at the debate so hard.
Woman: What do you mean?
Man: She has no argument based on evidence, just emotional manipulation.

by SkyCrossbones December 4, 2017

morale gear

Noun. Coined by the U.S. Coast Guard, refers to any female, particularly ones stationed on cutters, who are scandalous by nature and promiscuous with the male enlisted. As for civilian morale gear, these are females who make it a point to be sexually involved with male enlisted U.S.C.G.'s, even "making rounds through the unit". The better the morale gear the higher the rate. MG3 is sub-par. MG2 is good. MG1 is smokin' hot.

GM2 Johnson is hooking up with some morale gear, nasty MG3, she's been with half the crew already.

by USS Lady Red September 9, 2007

Moriartying

The habit of emphasising one rANDOM word or phrase in a sentence.. you know.. for effect.

Random guy: I will burn the HEART out of you
*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}

by Chlobot May 27, 2015

moral hazard

In helping to correct a problem which originated in past poor moral judgments, creating incentives for the same problem to repeat in the future without addressing the original poor moral judgments. Since there is an expectation that one was helped once, one will be helped again.

Giving money to banks which do not reform their mortgage lending practices creates a moral hazard

by patsw March 2, 2009