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Montgomery County

A county in Maryland located in close proximity to Washington, D.C. and serves as it's suburbia.
Montgomery County has consistently been ranked one of the richest counties in the Country and it's wealth can be seen by taking a drive; million (usually several million) dollar homes are prevalent throughout the county. It isn't unusual to drive past a high school and see BMWs, Mercedes, Lexus, and Audis parked in the student lot.

The girls in Montgomery County are some of the most beautiful, intelligent, and sophisticated women mostly due to the face that their parents typically hold high-power jobs or are involved in politics.

Montgomery County is beautiful, affluent, and elitist so don't expect to receive a warm welcome if you have moved in from out of state - the residents are all rich and powerful and they know it.
Wow, that girl must be from Montgomery County, she got a full scholarship to Georgetown and just got a boob job.
by GTownLax85 November 5, 2010
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Montgomery County

County in Maryland just northwest of the DC border. While the majority of residents are middle or lower class (i.e. Silver Spring or ), such a fantastic ammount of wealth is crammed into Potomac, North Potomac, and Rockville, that the overall average wealth for the county is near the top for the state.
Did you know Mike Tyson owns a house in Potomac, in Montgomery County?
That girl looks rich, she must be from the wealthy part of Montgomery County
by Señor C May 23, 2006
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Monogonoherpasyphilaids

A quick way of explaining the most commen STDs; Mononucleosis(Mono), Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis, and AIDS.
Lilli) "Hey did you hear about Emma?"
Brian) "No, what happened?"
Lilli) "She had un-protected sex and contracted Mono-gono-herpa-syphil-aids"
Brian) "OH MY!"
by Kelsian July 12, 2005
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Montgomery County

A very rich preppy county in maryland where some perople try to act ghetto but it doesn't work. Best school system in the US.
That girl is so rich. Yeah, she must be from MoCo.
by Ethan Miller September 7, 2005
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Montgomery, Alabama

aka The Gump is the capital city of Alabama. Home of "The Montgomery Biscuits" , class AA affiliate of the Tampa Bay Rays and birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. Location where Rosa Parks refused to move to the back of the bus. Hank Williams Sr. is also buried in "The Gump". Also sometimes referred to as "Gumptown".
Montgomery, Alabama is the capital city of Alabama.
by choccoberrycrunch December 29, 2010
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Montgomery Monkey Tail

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man
Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome
by mildbill May 2, 2010
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Montgomery County

One of the richest counties in the country. The amount of wealth in this county (including Howard) makes Maryland one of the richest states in the country as well. Home to the white, rich, preps, country clubs, yacht clubs, beautiful beaches, politicians and mult-million business owners. Has the best school system in the nation, and very high test scores. Parents mostly put their kids in the prep schools but the public schools resemble so much of the prep schools you cant tell the difference. Most residents are politicians, CEO's, lawyers or doctors.
Person from Potomac: Just bought this 500 dollar dress from Lilly Pulitzer! Isn't it cute?
Person from Bethesda: Omg, yes! I splurged this weekend at vineyard vines and polo. I feel like shopping more...lets go to tysons?
Person from Chevy Chase: Yeah, lets take my rolls royce.
Person from Silver Spring: I only make 180,000 a month.
Everyone in Montgomery County: Ew you're pooooooooor
by yuppiesrule October 17, 2013
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