Cuban Missile Crisis

When one gets very hard at a poor time

When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.

by ytreffaL naneiK April 29, 2015

Piss Missile

Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.

Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball

by SuperLMH July 21, 2020

morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

by D'fo February 25, 2004

North Korean Missile

You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.

I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!

by MTukansa May 14, 2015

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.

I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

mispell

The word misspell misspelled to be humorous. Its funny you see.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003