minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

miniature golf face

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

by Clemens March 21, 2008

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

maniya

she is pretty she is really mean but nice she is lit she is jokes

she has lots of friends

she has a bad attiude she doesnt like wen people talk back to her

she can fight

she can take ur man

she has a nice body u will fall in love

she is super petty

a line that maniya says u hoeeeeeeeeee

by i just had to say October 18, 2018

the minivan

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006

Minivantastic

An adjective to describe a fantastic minivan.

Amber: "Andy, is that a new car?"

Andy: "Why yes Amber, it is a Honda Odyssey."

Amber: "Is it minivantastic?"

Andy: "Sure is!"

Amber: "You're a douche."

by Amber March 18, 2005

Mexican Minivan

Five in the front, five in the back.

Me: Dude, I totally gave Lisa a Mexican Minivan last night!
Jim: How was it?
Me: Awesome, except i clenched my fist after it was inside, pulled out a handful of poop.

by fuzzygorrila February 4, 2010