Messiah College

Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll sanctioned in the name of Jesus Christ. Unless you actually go to chapels...

You can be smashed on both Jesus and alcohol if you go to Messiah College. Amen!

by Mr. 12 September 5, 2008

Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Dirty Messiah

When you sodomize a holy whore and anoint her face with a wad of ya kids

I hit my ex with day dirty Messiah

by RougarouKing April 1, 2020

Mango Messiah

A hot mess of a "president" who actually expanded the swamp and lined his own pockets that the Right Wing Evangelical Goats worship instead of their supposed savior, Jesus Christ.

Oh lord, look at those Trumptards again, bowing to the Mango Messiah,

by OldWolf December 20, 2020

Messiah Complex

In slang, a person who seems to think they are better than everyone else, or that they are God's gift to Earth. Basically a term for people who are up themselves.

It comes from real self-image where an individual believes himself to be the saviour of a group, time period, or in an extreme case, the world. Adolf Hitler suffered a Messiah complex.

Dear God, you have such a Messiah Complex, John.

by xbringmoreknives. August 24, 2008

messiah

a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris

T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy

by Tip2you June 3, 2008

Messiah

Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."

Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!

by default013 December 22, 2008