Merritt

To talk shit and make a bet then pull a no show

So this hillbilly , at work, was poppin’ mad shit about how good he was at COD. I said let run the 2v2 and he totally pulled a Merritt. What a wing.

by Top 5 January 1, 2020

Marriotting

Making everyone else laugh so much that they all slowly leave you and you’re left a mere shell of the man you once were, with nobody around to hear your funny jokes anymore.

Leave me alone I’m marriotting right now

by Trilingual April 10, 2021

Marriotted

Worse than getting thrown under the bus

You've been well and truly marriotted there

by Wave Red September 27, 2021

Marriott sodas

Free-flowing alcohol during work trips that hits different because corporate is paying. It’s that specific type of drunk you get when your company pays for drinks during business travel—the combination of expense accounts, hotel proximity to the bar, and peer pressure from colleagues leads to overindulgence—characterized by lowered inhibitions due to zero financial consequences and the weird social dynamics of drinking with coworkers in a soulless hotel bar 800 miles from home. Side effects include attempting to pack your suitcase at 3am, discovering you’ve been wearing your conference lanyard for 72 hours straight, and wondering if you’ve actually left the conference/hotel building complex since check-in.

Tyler: “Why are there three empty bottles of Stella and a half eaten room service burger in your bathroom sink?”
Jason: “Marriott Sodas, my friend. Marriott Sodas. Anyways, are you also having trouble connecting to the company VPN? I gotta get the updated SOW terms to the team in India by 3am.”

by Travelbuddy2007 February 6, 2026

Sam Marriott

An extremely sexy, confident, sporty, funny individual. Word originates from ancient Mayan prophecies.

Doesn't Sam Marriott look sexy today?!?

by im not sure really November 10, 2013

joshua marriott

A Joshua Marriott is The Best Brother in the world Eva in all of existence. he is always there for his sister and always protects her. He is the best father and loves his kids more then anything. He would do anything for the ones he loves. He is funny af , will make you laugh all the time. Don't mess with his family though cause he will mess you up and have you begging for forgiveness.

In memory of my little brother, I miss you so much.

"Joshua Marriott made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath"

by Justash May 21, 2018

Doug Merritt

Doug Merritt is a term used when you drink so much you get hypothermia and obtain alcohol poisoning. Our Doug Merritt can be used when your greening our on multiple keif bowls

Dude I was on a green park bench and pulled a Doug Merritt

by Yuhhhhhhhhhhayedee November 16, 2018