your meemaw

your meemaw is fat and puffy, she is always there to b your couch cushion.

"I need a chair." *runs to Meemaws house* "Hi Meemaw!" *sits on her* Meemaw says," Moon pie, dear, you're squishing me."

Thank u for ur time.:)
your meemaw

by flea4677 January 27, 2014

mermaided

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaid Treasure

The perfect color. A cross between blue and green, that has magical powers. If a color could glitter, it'd be this color.

Renee is wearing Mermaid Treasure...she's magical.

by bennybooboo October 25, 2011

mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.

Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!

by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015

Frankie Mermaid

a man who some would say is... swimming in bitches.

Frankie Mermaid: "What's my name?"
Prostitute: "Frankie Mermaid.."
Frankie Mermaid: "And why is that?"
Prostitute: "Because you are swimming in bitches."

by nobody important :) September 6, 2020

make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

by Generous Doner October 16, 2011

stinky marmal

Sexual act in which the male of sex party "seizes the moment" in the butt crack of his mate and then snorts out said line.

"who'd you rather get a stinky marmal from? bill clinton or shaq?"

by Dr. Twinkletitz May 10, 2009