Where Merkins come from.
Used faceitiously to refer to the general inability of Americans to spell ("favorite") or speak ("nuclear" as "nukular") properly.
Not to be confused with Mercia
Used faceitiously to refer to the general inability of Americans to spell ("favorite") or speak ("nuclear" as "nukular") properly.
Not to be confused with Mercia
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1) the act of aggressively stealing another's pubic hair to replenish your own 2) to snack off someones pubic to produce a wig or fill out ones own missing pubic hair
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
root word Merkin: History: The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to 1450. Women would shave their pubic hair and wear a merkin to combat pubic lice, and prostitutes would wear them to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis
According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language the term stems from a corruption of the obsolete word malkin, meaning a lower-class woman or mop, which is derived from a diminutive of the personal name Mary
Root word Faust: Faust or Faustus (Latin for "auspicious" or "lucky") is the protagonist of a classic German legend. Though a highly successful scholar, he is unsatisfied, and makes a deal with the devil, exchanging his soul for unlimited knowledge and worldly pleasures.
i've been a victim of merkinfaust, that bitch Vicky snatched off all my pubes!; that merkinfaustin motha f#(&er tried to put his hands down my pants again; shit you say Kelly merkinfaust'd you; tonight is the perfect night for merkinfaust, pants less fridays at O'herlihy's
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Get the Merkin mug.The Gayest sickest motherfucker around. He is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple anal scene is cupcakes to this motherfucker. If you want someone that has an asshole that sucks your cock like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. Its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your dick back at you.
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To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.
Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.
Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.
Boy 2: I know right?!?
by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012
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