Maloneing (Malone-ing) is an adjective used to describe the manly qualities displayed by former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Mark Malone. These qualities include, but are not limited to: growing a mustache, taking your coffee black, enjoying a cigar, and avoiding, at all costs, the use of ketchup on your hot dog.
I was Maloneing so hard the other day with my black coffee and cigar. I threw the ketchup over the fence at my buddy's cookout when he attempted to put it on his dog. Also, my mustache is coming in nicely and is demanding respect.
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A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
Get the Mayonnaiser mug.Oh, it’s so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise, and she’ll squirt it in her mouth all over, and then she’ll take an egg and kind of... Mmmm! She calls it a “mayonegg.” Are you okay?
by Milquetoast January 19, 2006
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by Chaos Breaker January 14, 2005
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she is one for her family and friends and is one that you can depend on.
she is one for her family and friends and is one that you can depend on.
by slim jim1122 February 14, 2010
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When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
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