by Danathefox December 4, 2013
Get the Matea mug.original meaning Matteo means gift of God. No wonder right? Anyways, anyone named Matteo is typically a solid 10. With amazing hair, adorable eyes, good body, etc. Matteo is also an amazing futboller, or soccer player. Whenever playing, they adopt the skills of Ronaldo, messi, neymar, and gozte all in one. As well as being charming, kind, maybe a little cocky, confident, and outgoing, Matteo's most of the time have an amazing and charismatic personality too. I mean how can you not like the guy? Matteo's are also extremely attractive as well, due to their Italian genes. On top of all that, they're also very athletic and can play almost every sport pretty damn well too. they also dress very nice too. So yeah, they're pretty great.
kate upton: did you see Matteo the other day? He looked so good!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!
Ariana grande: yeah! His gorgeous eyes and his perfect hair looked so perfect in the sun!
by anonymous March 29, 2015
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by Twinkb April 10, 2016
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by Goodblood March 2, 2019
Get the Matteo mug.According to the Pearls Before Swine strip from April 27, 2011, "It means, 'I just burned you. What are you gonna do about it?'" It's going to sweep the nation.
Rat: Dude, check it... I've invented a new expression... it's "Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma?'
Pastis: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?
Rat: It means, 'I just burned you. What are you going to do about it?'... I'm hoping it sweeps the nation.
Pastis: I wouldn't let it sweep my bathroom floor. Yo! Snap! Whassa matta hamma?!
Rat: It's a sad day when a nerd cartoonist gets the better of you.
Pastis: What the heck's that s'posed to mean?
Rat: It means, 'I just burned you. What are you going to do about it?'... I'm hoping it sweeps the nation.
Pastis: I wouldn't let it sweep my bathroom floor. Yo! Snap! Whassa matta hamma?!
Rat: It's a sad day when a nerd cartoonist gets the better of you.
by Pastisfan May 19, 2011
Get the Yo. Snap. Whassa matta hamma? mug.An extremely amazing friend you don't deserve. If you know a Mathea, your life must be blessed by the gods of Awesome.
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