Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.
by Tibber April 29, 2015
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I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020
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When you wank and your cum, freezes a line in front of you.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
Perfect when a hot chick is infront of you, you can sodium masterbate over her and freeze her in possition. Then you can wank over her when ever you want.
by lenarius614 November 6, 2010
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guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017
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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
Get the Masterbaker mug.a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.
One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.
One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.
My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.
by popcornpopper November 12, 2010
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