Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit
Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot
by Senna1998 June 15, 2014
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(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)
(An important term of differentiation, as its masculine counterpart "masturbator" is redundant given ALL men either masturbate or masturbate and then lie about it.)
Bro 1: My girlfriend is insatiable dude. I must have walked in on her with her vibrator at least a half a dozen times.
Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.
Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.
Bro 2: That's pretty fresh man. All the girls I've dated have been so uptight about getting off. Not one has actually admitted she enjoys double-clicking her mouse.
Bro 1: You need to expand your horizons. A woman insecure about her body will invariably be reluctant to touch yours. You need a sex-positive chick, a proud masturbatrice.
by dark289 April 16, 2009
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A chap who masturbates way more than usuall. normally found pulling one off into house hold items, such as: sink, shower, toilet or jam jar.
Jeff: Whats jack doing these days?
Rupert: Ahh he's being a serial masturbator somewhere!
Jeff: now I'm dark on him aye.
Rupert: Ahh he's being a serial masturbator somewhere!
Jeff: now I'm dark on him aye.
by BigJay! November 14, 2011
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Like clockwork George always seems to call me or barge into my room while I'm right in the middle of happy-time. From this day forward he shall be known as "Masturbateus Interruptus".
by Skeetl February 23, 2010
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Get the masturbate mug.A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕
by Masturbatorium lover June 1, 2021
Get the Masturbatorium mug.Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013
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