Marketers

People or someone who shops at a market

For many years marketers , pollsters and the like have been borrowing from epidemiology, the branch of medicine that deals with how diseases spread through populations

by zariigotmotinn February 9, 2023

McSkeederski

A job site that you walk onto that clearly shows the previous tech/worker did not care or had no idea what the fuck they were doing; leaving the next tech/worker totally fucked when someone eventually has to go back. Usually you will see demonstrated laziness, poor planning, shitty craftsmanship and a “I don’t give a shit about the next guy” who has to un-fuck the damage that has been done.

As a verb:
Technician “That FLA bitch put another job on me @ 4:15. I got a fantasy draft tonight @ 7:30. I’m good got McSkeederski that shit & get the fuck outta here.”

As a noun:

Tech 1 “Hey man, what are you working on ?”

Tech 2 “I just got to this repair job that looks like a McSkeederski….there’s a splice behind the gutter, & some dickhead ran the fiber into the kitchen.”

Tech 1 “ You’re pretty fucked! You are about to do that job all over again from the start”.

by anonymous January 5, 2026

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Expo marketer

The only pens teachers use, commonly used for masturbating (girls) they wipe off quick and easy, and they Are moist...

Mom I’m going to mastrabate, what will you use? An expo marketer

by Dixon Sadi June 6, 2018

Three musketeered

A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018

The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020

Three Musketeers

One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.

Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.

by CroatianDude The G October 5, 2021