mashing

the act of squishing your private parts together.

i walked in on her mashing.it was gross.and stunk.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Mashing

The act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. Where you start to masturbate yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like Planking became an internet sensation many have taken to Mashing in much the same way.

Andrew: "Look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she's got her hands right down her knickers."
Richard: "Who? Catherine? Squatting over the Potatoes? She must have her whole fist up there man."
Andrew: "Yeah, she's Mashing hard dude."

by TheDevil'sAdvocate September 15, 2011

mashing

When one takes a shit in the shower and mashes it down through the drain with thier foot.

Pooping in the shower is wrong, unless you are mashing it down the drain with your foot.

by Quackalicious March 19, 2007

mashing

hittin a HOMERUN!! (4th base).. the process of sexual intercourse!
See: my bedroom on a weekend... haahha

when ur dad calls u and says "stop mashing.. what r u doin.. where's ____?! let me talk to him!"

by hm.. SECRET!! April 3, 2003

Monster mashing

When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.

Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?

by Pbrizzle198Nizzle September 13, 2011

mashing meat

when two fat ass people bump uglies

lester and his girl are two of the fattest fucks Ive ever seen Id hate to be around when they start mashing meat

by G-funk July 17, 2003

Mashing

Mashing is the act of attacking enemies that are already maimed or significantly impaired as they crawl on the ground. It is highly prominent in video games and commonly accepted among newcomers.

Man one: "Ugh, I've been shoved to the ground and my left arm is gone! Somebody help!"

*noob on the other team comes along*

Man one: " Oh sh..."

*man one is killed*

Man two: "Whoa, man, that noob was Mashing you!"

by Infallible logic March 20, 2009