espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

marthijntje

a small penis or no penis

you see some one with a small penis and you say: hey he's got a marthijntje then you laugh and point at him

by henkiespenkie March 1, 2010

Martini de la Mort

Where a sexual partner pushes a toothpick down their partners urethra and attempts to use oral sex to suck it out.

I would never do a Martini de la Mort.

by PingaPal June 16, 2017

Redneck Martini

When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.

Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time

by Ambermarie1 May 6, 2011

Hillbilly Martini

The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”

The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”

1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.

2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.

3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.

4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.

5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.

6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.

by Buckhannon's Best October 22, 2014

Espresso Martini

The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.

"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."

by Benjiman77 December 15, 2017

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019