macroHard

"macroHard" is a small tech startup company that began in 1971 in Perth, Australia. The company was founded by three unknown, allegedly homosexual men, one of which was struck by lightning in a fatal recreation of Benjamin Franklin's most famous experiment. The two remaining men, low on funds for their startup, joined a carnival in 1974, in a desperate attempt to continue their project. Specializing in self-projection via cannon, they tragically collided mid-air, sprinkling the carnival in a fine red mist, thus bringing macroHard to an end.

macroHard would later be swept under the rug as its most famous competitor, Microsoft made its debut one year after the freak accident. macroHard's most notable achievement is known as DURWEI (pronounced doorway), which was discovered 29 years after its founding, when their former office building, now refurbished for exotic animal sales, burned to the ground, and was found amongst the debris. DURWEI is a low-level turing incomplete Operating System.

If you've heard of Microsoft, you've probably thought of macroHard. Little did you know, it was a real tech startup in the early '70s.

"Man, macroHard really ruined my love for carnivals."
"Macro who?"
"What?"

"Please be quiet during the exam."

by RenderTheAlbinoBoy May 27, 2022

madronich

showing up to party's uninvited

that girl pulled a madronich last night

by Zaczjsiuxwjuw April 20, 2008

macropenis

A freakishly large penis, usually accompanied by large testicles.
Unlike a chode, a macropenis is both wide and long.

Bob has a macropenis, and it is a terrible burden for him.

Alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.

by jeroknite March 1, 2014

macrohard

What Microsoft should call themselves

Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 15, 2005

macrophile

One who is sexually aroused by giants

Yao Ming's macrophile girlfriend ironically craves asian cock.

by Krystallion44 December 8, 2010

macromental

1) increasing rapidly by irregular degrees or additions.
2) A rapid or profound change
3) Thinking outside pre-existing norms
4) A vast and expansive amount

There was a macromental increased in Jeffrey's bank account after the windfall of his investments.

by jeteye May 2, 2009

macropenis

A person with an abnormally large penis.

Long Dong Silver, Shaquille O'Neal

by Assweepay August 13, 2003