Lizette Marquez

An unbelievably gorgeous angel who freshly descended from the heavens above. Blessing mortals with her endless beauty, just one glance of her big orbs is said to curse you with the hardest, everlasting raging boner you’ve ever had in your life and it will never go away. This is true beauty at its finest, inside and out, and no other being could possibly reach that level other than her. Lizette possesses the ability to steal ones heart with just one kiss from her yummy ass lips. 🤤🤤 Her big triple D titties and thick, long legs and will have you suffering heart attacks, foaming at the mouth on the floor. No other woman on the planet compares to this one, not even close. A work of art to say the least, Lizette Marquez should be cherished and loved by all, especially from her boyfriend Jaden Jacobsen, so back tf off if you want to live. 😏🙏🏻 A walking miracle and the epitome of perfection all at the same time.

Bro, did you see that “Lizette Marquez” just walk by, why do I suddenly feel like fainting?😵 💫

Doctor, I can’t get this boner to go away, ever since that “Lizette Marquez” looked me in my eyes it’s been throbbing uncontrollably!

If I could have my choice of any woman on the planet it would be that “Lizette Marquez” every mf time. 😌☝🏼

I heard Jaden loves his girl “Lizette Marquez” more than anything, it must be true! 😁😏

by JadenLovesLizetteForever October 21, 2022

marquephobia

Marquephobia (noun) - the fear of reading and understanding sentences or only reading words, but without processing what they actually mean

Taryn: are you kidding me?
darren: kidding what?
Taryn: what is marquephobia?
darren: what is what?
fraser: like you don't know
taryn: i don't
fraser: you gave it to us
taryn: gave you what
fraser: huh?
taryn: tell me please
darren: tell you what

or

fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: what?
fraser: wanna go on a date taryn?
taryn: with who

by benjamin mortenson May 9, 2006

Marquist

Marquist is someone who genuinely cares for everyone he meets. He has an extremely big heart and dick that makes him irresistible to the ladies.

Marquist?

That dude is the goat..

by yeetdabbbbb April 2, 2020

mapquest

To use MapQuest to find directions to a location, usually someone's house.

Hold up, brah, I need to mapquest that chick's house before we go.

by MoonKnight March 16, 2003

Grand marquis

big body car used by old folks, black folks, tha po's and white boys for a comfortable ride and of course, pimpin. somtimes you will see one with some TWANKIES on the side.

DAMN! you see B on them twankies in the GRAND MARQUIS?!!

by bigboyBslim July 9, 2007

Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide May 23, 2011

marquis de sade

The guy who invented S&M. He puts all the other sadists to shame.

"Take it like the bitch you are!" -Sade

by AdmiralDavidov September 5, 2005