mariah carey 

Mariah Carey is a PRATT! she's a dumb mixed race, crooner. why do so many people like the bitch? she cant sing for toffe and looks like a decaying horse's rear-end! she dreeses like a confused 'gangsta' pikey on drugs!
she's a role moddel for young, confused adolescent girls, breaking up with their 2 week boyfriends. How great would it be to encourage young girls to kill theselves over a guy?

Mariah Carey - Shoot the ugly Bitch!

a highly dellousional, mixed race teen: *crys* i cant believe i broke up with Runako!! after 2 weeks! i loved him.. how could he do this to me? *crys*
**Mariah Carey 'we belong togeather' comes on radio**
highly dellousional, mixed race teen: thats it. Mariah's been through it... i must kill myself. that's what she would do.
**Mariah Carey 'can i get ya number baby' comes on radio**
dillusional mixed race teen: in fact. i think i'll go give my nmber to a nigger, get raped n killed in a clubs toilets...

mariah carey by Mariah Carey should die! July 29, 2008

Mariah Carey 

A fat singer who uses all her album profits to use "Pitch Correction" on many of her albums. Her music has inspired many of the "rap" artists today. She inspired them by her excessive use of the same sounds/beat for her "music".

Since many found out her music sounds the same all the time, only ignorant people find her music "intresting" and her, "hot".
She tried to stay "cool" by marrying 27 year old, Nick Cannon.

She is also known as Mooriah Scarey and (I'm) Mariah (and you can't) Carey (me).

"Re-touch my body, make me look skinnier. I like looking like a whore in my videos, it makes me connect with the stupid youth of today, take Nick for example" - Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey by mralwaysright October 19, 2008

Mariah Carey 

The Queen of Christmas and everything else

"Mariah Carey died for our sins and invented Christmas"

Mariah Carey by Ugh Jesus gross December 15, 2019

mariah carey 

a really talented singer who can sing like awesome within 9 octaves....but she sounds like a dolphin on the 3 highest octaves. i think she should be arrested for to much cleavage and singing so high she actaully broke my friends glasses at a concert.

wow....that dolphin totally just pulled off a mariah carey!

mariah carey by christina.... October 6, 2006

Mariah Carey 

She looks like an orangutan. Her early career consisted of her behind bars at the Zoo as Fufu the orangutan.

Man, mariah carey sure does look like she de-evolved back into an ape

Mariah Carey by himynameisel April 1, 2009

Mariah Carey 

A great singer for pop music. is currently married to nick cannon.

Gossiper: hey i heard mariah carey and nick cannon are gonna have a child?
2nd gossiper: yah, i'd call her a cougar haha

Mariah Carey by jesse091432 March 14, 2009

Mariah carey 

Eminem’s favorite cumdump

You’ll be my personal Mariah Carey

Mariah carey by Not Azula May 31, 2021