Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

michigan marmalade

when one places and orange inside a woman’s vagina and the women then squeezes the juices out of the orange and the partner drinks the juice

“me and my wife pulled a michigan marmalade last night”

“zesty”

by soggywotsits November 6, 2020

It's time for marmalade

1. A phrase meant to admit attraction to someone and/or tell them you love them.

"Hey Jessica, it's time for marmalade."
"Oh my God, really? I love you too!"

by UrgleMurgle June 15, 2017

Marylander

A multi-faceted person. A person to whom extreme opposites apply - rich & poor, smart & dumb at the same time. Based on the State of Maryland's diverse population. See Maryland Pronounced "Mary lander".

Kathy is a real marylander, a brain in math & science but cannot spell "dog" without a dictionary.

by Koppertox April 8, 2006

Jim-Jim the Sad Marmalade

Jim-Jim is a very sad marmalde without any friends. He needs your help to lift his spirits!

Please be friends with my marmalade =(

by Chokey February 19, 2005

Mexican Marmalade

a Mexican Marmalade is a term used to describe the act of wrapping your penis in a hot tortilla instead of the more traditional condom

Jane said that Jim's Mexican marmalade was better than yours, apparently it brings all the boys to the yard.

by Dr. JM Buck June 11, 2006

Marmalade

When someone is not just jealous (jelly) they are seething with jealousy from every pore of their body.

"I hate that guy. He gets laid all the time. He drives a nice car. Has a nice house. Has tons of money."

"Don't be so marmalade."

by Andrew Mullen April 1, 2012