Maneurism

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.

I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.

by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004

maneurism

(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.

When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.

by Theo October 6, 2005

mallerism

1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense

1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"

by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

manners

A polite saying when you get something done by another person.

Bandi learned his manners today(ex.Thank you,Please,Excuse me,and Sorry

by Wolfyraps April 23, 2018

good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.

Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.

by mpm July 23, 2014

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

magnetism

Magnetism is a phenomenon described by Sir William Gilbert, court physician to Queen Elizabeth I, which is nothing more than simple electrical polarization of an object and/or the electric field shape around a molecule.

The magnetism of the earth is most likely artificially caused by the transmission of electrons into the air from the Northern Hemisphere, near or at Great Britain.

by Doctor Spoock August 13, 2009